Ok. Well maybe they aren't astute observations, but they are observations nonetheless.
My life would be a lot easier if...
1) I didn't procrastinate.
2) I didn't have bangs
3) I didn't have scissors (that way I wouldn't attempt to cut said bangs)
4) I called my mom more often just to say "hi".
I just realized that Audrey Hepburn and I have the same bangs (super thick and a bit pushed over to the side). And while she can clearly work them, mine just look like I have a huge, unflattering brick of hair on my forehead.
Wowza. Work it, Audrey! But I have a question, who did Gap pay to make this? Did Audrey's relatives receive any royalties?