Spilling ketchup on shirts

His new girl knows the way to his heart. She bought him a house on the Gulf in Alabama. Rumor is that she sold her Beanie Babies when she was young and they were still profitable. She used the money to buy the land. I should have thought to do that. Now they spend lazy summer days at the ball park eating sno cones and cheering on her nephews.

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